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Post by Redheadrockz on Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:40 am

User 1 will ask for advice and user 2 will respond with bad advice and then ask advice of their own. Enough said.

Example:
User 1: My girlfriend complains a lot. How do I get her to shut up?
User 2: Put tape over her mouth.

Let's begin...

I'm a cigarette addict. How do I stop my addiction?
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Re: Bad Advice

Post by djsimmy365 on Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:43 am

Every time you want a cigarette, just smoke half...
and smoke the other half later.

Man, I started making macaroni and cheese earlier today and still haven't finished... I don't have any cheese... what should I do?

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Re: Bad Advice

Post by Redheadrockz on Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:03 am

Write the word cheese on a piece of paper and put it on the macaroni.

I have an essay due tomorrow, but I haven't started it yet. What should I do?
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Re: Bad Advice

Post by Shole93 on Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:53 pm

Make up an excuse that the dog ate it.

I need to fix the relationship with my girlfriend, help?
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Re: Bad Advice

Post by Redheadrockz on Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:49 pm

Give her a loaf of bread and her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich and you'll get that loving feeling back.

I need to fix my washer and my dryer.
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Re: Bad Advice

Post by IPlaytoWin on Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:14 am

Throw it of the window and try again

My internet is way to slow, what should I do?
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Post by djsimmy365 on Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:53 pm

Repeatedly prank call your internet provider. Give them a piece of your mind.

My bike chain needs fixed... what should I do?

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Post by Redheadrockz on Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:18 pm

Take it do the doctor's office so he can mend the bike chain wounds.

I need to find a way to prevent high school shootings.
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Post by djsimmy365 on Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:08 pm

Be the assertive one at the town hall meetings and bring up ideas for extra layers of security (not really bad advice)

I need to find my wallet... ( no joke Green Sad ) what do I do?

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Post by Redheadrockz on Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:49 pm

Check everywhere you went with your wallet the last week you had it. If you still can't find it, check harder.

I'm upstairs in my room, but I think there's a stranger in my house downstairs. What do I do?
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